Plan B.

June 16, 2011

Today I checked out a cryochamber facility in Roseville.  I was very disappointed.  You see, this morning I gave up on trying to become an accomplished weightlifter.  So the next best idea I could come up with was to freeze myself for about 25 years and hope that all the strong people have died off by then and I would live like a king.  So basically, I wanted to combine the plots from “Demolition Man” with “Planet Hulk.”  Instead I exited feeling amazing and pain free.  So disappointed.

This is exactly what I looked like.

OK, serious mode engaged.

I checked out US Cryotherapy in Roseville.  So legit.  I tried out the cryochamber room as well as the localized treatment on both of my knees.  I would recommend it to anyone who trains more then 6 times a week.  Being in the chamber itself is kind of scary because you’re not quite sure if you are going to die or not.  But there’s an attendant monitoring your every move and the results are well worth it.   This video clip pretty much sums up my experience.

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