I Swear I’m Not A Tool.
January 24, 2012
Good day Sacramento came to my gym today while I was working. At 5:30 this morning. At first I was like, “Yo, let me work!” Literally, I was working. But then Ol’ Brown Thunder decided to give the camera some love.
Watch me work HERE.
If you just watched that, you might have realized that I may in fact be the most awkward person to appear on local morning news. I’m such a dork. ”Thanks, I work out.” Nice one, Ben. Had I more time, I might have said something funny like, “Oh this ol’ thing?” or “SUP. Ben.” After which I would have gestured the news anchor to feel my forearms.
I hope you were entertained.
Hahah dude she was fine! Did you pull the number before she left?
No way, dude. I was too busy being a Joe Dickhead.
Fuck the number you should have just layedd her down by the Ffire and made
sweet sweet love to her. Like a gorilla
HAHAHAHAHA
BRO. Hilarious. Nice spin, but I wish you were way douchier. Should have paid her a compliment back, eh? eh?
I was totally caught offguard, dude. Didn’t even know why they were in there in the 1st place. HAD I known, I would’ve been waaaay douchier.
This made my day. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Haha, you come across as such a charmer dude
Right? “duuuuuuuuuuuhhhh, thank you.”
Ahahaha!! Ben, I think she was after you! You won 3 of the 5 compliment cards….nice guns, nice ASSets, and then chased down again for nice pecks…..you must have not been wearing shoes that day!!!