Better than Your Kipping Pull-up, Bro.

October 27, 2011

Weightlifting sucks.  I’m going to do Crossfit instead.  See you at the gamez, brah.

I invented this.  It’s the newest, most biologically efficient way to perform a pull-up.  The Cabbage Patch Pull-up, taking the functional fitness world by storm.

P.S.

Elite.

5 Responses to “Better than Your Kipping Pull-up, Bro.”

  1. Daniel said

    lololololololol

  2. Tamara Cohen said

    Marry me.

  3. Ben, if you marry Tamara we can’t be Bros anymore.

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