I’m doing P90X. It’s really great.

January 20, 2012

Hey, Bros.  I’m doing this really great exercise program.  It’s called P90X.  Have you heard of it?  Apparently it uses this brand new principle called, “muscle confusion.”  I’m not sure what that actually means, but it gets you really lean and aesthetic, which is what I’m going for.  I’m not trying to get bulky, bro.  Because that always happens immediately after I start lifting weights.  I swear, I’ll do one set on the decline bench and another on the tricep dip machine and I look like Ronnie Coleman.  No.  I want to look athletic.  Because weightlifting when combined with a proper strength, agility and conditioning program is NOT how you get more athletic.  I’ve been on P90X for 60 days and I can already see some middle ab!  Women love middle ab because that’s how you KNOW that you’re in shape. And all I have to do is workout in front of my TV for 60 minutes and cut my calorie intake in half!   Maybe at day 90, I’ll get that “V” that I’ve always dreamed of.

Check out how confused my muscles are getting.

OK, I’m done.  And you’re welcome for the money shot.  Really this was just an excuse to claim my ab routine before someone steals it.  Because, you know, everybody’s always checking out my middle ab.

Ask me how I feel about TRX Bands, Bosu balls, and combining 2 perfectly good exercises together to make an extra functional exercise.

7 Responses to “I’m doing P90X. It’s really great.”

  1. Derek said

    The guy in the background just completely makes this video. He’s got this completely dumbfounded look like, “Shit, have I been doing everything wrong? If I do that, will that get me as big as Ben?”

  2. Penn said

    I’ve heard every word you wrote. An evil part of me would rather people be fat than talk about p90X.

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  4. Terri with a heart over the "i" said

    I feel like the game has been changed…

  5. P90X is for people who are scared of going to a real gym and doing real work. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF!

    Looking great as always, Ben!

  6. Bryan S said

    LET HIM WORK!

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